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Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Counting ribs

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Goalkeeper

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Like father like son.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.