Keeping Diaries Prints

Jan. 1, 2022 (Yes, already)

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Professional woman in pub

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Thin and thick

Sponge Blog

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Gigolo Diary

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

No one said anything about blogging …

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

Mystic's Diary

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!