Karma Philosopher Mugs

It Sucks, But We Had It Coming

A man playing slot machine gets the losing combination '666' . . .

"That's for the non-smokers."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

At the poetic justice fair.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

Canary Heaven...

Psychiatry visit.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

The New Ager

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

Revenge of the Watermelons.