Karma Philosopher Mugs

A man playing slot machine gets the losing combination '666' . . .

"That's for the non-smokers."

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

At the poetic justice fair.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Psychiatry visit.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Persons of Faith

Your karma will catch up with you!

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

The New Ager

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"You never think it's going to happen to you."