Karaoke Pillows

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

'It's worse than I'd expected!'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

"And Thursday is karaoke night."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'What an extraordinary rendition!'

Tina Turner

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

"It's always the same, along comes the karaoke and I just dry up."

Make your own pop band kit (only 3 month guarantee)

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

Warning: This product may cause you to think you're good at singing karaoke.

"You're in luck, tonight is karaoke night!"

The Met Presents: Karaoke Night

"Show me the way to the next karaoke bar."

"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."

"I really hope she's high on something."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

Wolf Karaoke

Hari Karaoki

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"The karaoke machines! They've become self-aware!"

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

'Managers karaoke night'