Kabob Enthusiasts Mugs

"And this is Kabob."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

'None shall pass!'

Barbecue Fetch

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Medieval King

Lovers

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Geoffrey Chaucer

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

The Lawyer of Oz

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"It was worth a try."

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"