Juxtaposition Appreciation Mugs

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"I'm a street artist."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

A cactus growing on an igloo

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

"Your Judaica shop?"

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist