Juvenile Jokester Mugs

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

Fleas Navidad.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Merry Christmas"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Men dancing

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'