Justice Reform Pillows

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

Private Sector Jails

Hey White People: Here's How You Can Learn Empathy for Blacks Who Get Shot by White Cops

"The board gave me a cancellation then a postponement and now a continuance."

Prison Notice - Special Offer - Serve One Year - Get One Free

Kiddistocks / New Jack Straw Initiative.

A confinement of convicts

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

U.S. Prisons.

"Isn't that funny? Your execution really was a tragic miscarriage of justice!"

Self-Fulfilling Sentencing Cycle.

Federal Executions under Trump

"Man, what kind of times are we living in when in law schools they don't even teach you how to threaten witnesses and how to bribe judges and cops. . ."

Trial by Media

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Skeptic Tank.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Now that's a win."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Minority Report

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."