Junkyard Protectors Mugs

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Magnetic North

'It worked!'

Manifold Destiny

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Throwing away your brain

Hoarder Collie

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

'My car! My car!'

Al's Computer Salvage.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'