"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."
Junker Of Junk Food Prints
Decorate their space with bold, humorous prints celebrating their love for junk food. Perfect for kitchens, game rooms, or snack bars, these art pieces add personality and fun.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Fast Food Menu Selections
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
Junker Of Junk Food Prints Collection
Junker Of Junk Food Mugs
Discover our full range of junk food-themed mugs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to breakfast or office coffee breaks.
Junker Of Junk Food Pillows
Check out our quirky junk food pillows—ideal for adding fun and comfort to any room they love to hang out in.
Junker Of Junk Food T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty junk food t-shirts—great for casual wear and showing off their snack-loving personality.