Junk Mail Avoider Mugs

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Email Notifications

The birth of junk mail.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Sawdust.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

No Junk Mail

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

The Cynics.

''You may already have won the war....''