Junk Food Jester Prints

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.

Loved His Carbs.

Suicide by overeating.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!'

'Purpose of visit?'

'I'm afraid medical science really doesn't know very much about 'the munchies.''

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Homo Gamus

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Fast Food Menu Selections

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Sweet surprise.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'