Juniors' Sports League Champion Mugs

A child with his cricket set

Football Fans

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

A chicken coop goal.

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

Sportsmanship

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."