Juniors' Sports League Champion Mugs

A child with his cricket set

Football Fans

Bowled over again!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

A chicken coop goal.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

Sportsmanship

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"