Junior Trader Prints

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."