Junior Lawyer Prints

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

I rule by fear.

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Small child checks out a book.

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

The Surly Yoof

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

Anatomy.