Junior Einstein Prints

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

Beginning of the school year

Albert Einstein

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Einsteiners.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Albert Einstein and book

Einstein

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

Theory of Gravity

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Scientist's Prove Einstein Theory of Gravitational Waves

Albert Einstein

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'