Junior Doctor Enthusiast Mugs

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Junior Doctor.

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'