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'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"So much for password protected."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Born to raise interest rates.

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

I have a dream.

Toys - Business Model.

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory