Jungler Mugs

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

At the age of sixteen, Waheeni tribesmen are sent alone into the jungle, to prove their manhood.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Parrot

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Sloth traffic jam.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"