Jungle Economist Prints

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jungle Stores.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"