Jumper Aficionado Mugs

Giraffe Portrait

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trivia/Great Literature.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Extra Long-jump

'You made me jump.'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Why are you people following me?'

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

It's over the hurdle not under...

'Size matters!'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"Don't forget bib number!"

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

Jumping

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'See? When we both make that little jog to the right at the last minute...'

'We want someone we can count on to stick around a while. You keep jumping from job to job.'

"At least see who the author is."