Jump Racing Prints

Enjoying The Garden.

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Danger Slow Sand.

Bob's Driving School.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Trojan Hurdler.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.