Juice Tasting Pillows

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Harsh Mellows.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

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Coffee Menu

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Dijon Vu

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced