Juggling Priorities Pro Prints

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Hassled Mother.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

Working from Home

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

'We didn't make out so well in the last round of budget cuts.'

"I'm going to grab a snack, turn down the heat, check a few scores, put the clothes in the dryer and go to the bathroom. ... You need anything?"

Having it all All....

The perils of working from home

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

Career woman meets Family woman

'We're looking for someone who doesn't mind, and is willing to take a pay cut from time to time...'

"Team, it's a business decision...one of you has to go. And that person is.... I don't know about you, but the suspense is killing me!"

"Taking 'one day at a time' is a nice thought, but here you're expected to take three days at a time."

'Ah, another grant has come through.'

How to make iced coffee

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

"Deborah, cancel my 3 o'clock."

Recovery: New Job, Day One