Juggling Life Mugs

"'Have it all, Be an executive, community volunteer, a devoted wife and mother,' Good article, you should read this,"

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Since the park, I've been to the chemist, the cafe and the supermarket...

Having it all All....

'She's had three kids, or she's had three husbands ... anyway, she look tired.'

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Children's Entertainer

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."