Juggler Wannabe T-Shirts

"I told you to stop doing this if you're going to approach each table saying 'little help here'."

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Brickie's Mate

Circus

One-man band rehearsal.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'