Juggler Of Worlds T-Shirts

'Your son's sneakers called.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Medieval headlines.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Good to see you back at work.'