Juggler Of Tasks Mugs

Working from Home

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"That's odd! Having a myocardial infarction wasn't even ON his 'to do' list!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.