Juggle-master Of Life And Work Mugs

'She was married to her job, til she caught it fooling around with her secretary.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Multi-tasking.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Brickie's Mate

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Children.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Rocking Chairs

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."