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A combination of enthusiasm with a lack of experience meant that Steve was always leaping to contusions.

"I'll need a volunteer for this next move."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Overjumpers

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Brad Pitt

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Old Karate Master

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Thomas Cranmer

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Milkin' Impossible

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Viggo Mortensen

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Barry Norman

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Doggy-3D

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

'Lewis and Cabrini.'