Joyful Page-turner Prints

TV man reading a book

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

The Book Club

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

Reader's Block

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."