Joyful Little One T-Shirts

Muy mum rocks.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Serious Putty

'Next!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Rocking Horse

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

At the baby oil factory.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Three happy men

Puppy and Kitten.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Skipping with a beard.

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Father's Day

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."