Joyful Jammers Mugs

Two boys rehearsing,

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Guitar Man.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Playing dustbins

Sloth traffic jam.

Around the piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Pumping up wig in blender.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Santana Claus

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Guitarist

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Things that bands can do

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

Supermarket Jam.