Joyful Jabber Pillows

Covid Spring

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Men dancing

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Air Sitar.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Special Delivery!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Another wedding

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

The finance department finally achieved their ambition to produce a report that no-one could understand...

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Blow Up Christmas Tree