Joyful Jabber Pillows

Covid Spring

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Men dancing

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Air Sitar.

'Special Delivery!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Another wedding

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

The finance department finally achieved their ambition to produce a report that no-one could understand...

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Blow Up Christmas Tree