Joycean Explorer Gifts

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

Big Bang Theory.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Horror movies

Captain in a storm

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Are we there yet?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.