Jovial Judges Prints

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

Going Shopping Together.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"