Jovial Judges Prints

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Going Shopping Together.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"