Journey Whisperer Prints

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

World Tour.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The Lost World: You are Here

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

The Paper Route

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Have you been working out?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Filling up.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"So you don't want to come along?"