Journalists Pillows

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

North American Newspaper Industry.

"Why can't newspapers run more good-news stories?"

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Good King George until terrorism's end.

'We've had a lot of post on the legalization of cannabis.'

Wedding of William Hague and Ffion Jenkins

World War 3 live on T.V. "The special effects are lousy compared to the jeans commercials"

'Tim, the idea we would bug reporter's phones and listen to their private calls is preposterous. Incidentally, how was your wife's bunion surgery? And are Timmy Jr's grades improving.'

"I fully expect the third grade to hold plenty of difficulties, but I've had a restful summer and think I'm up to whatever challenges I encounter."

'Same old, same old.'

"I'll take questions from the only reporter who trusts this Administration."

Cardinal Pell faces tough questions on sex abuse in catholic church

Doctor to patient regarding awaiting media: 'I hope you don't mind - I called a press conference.'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

Byers 'resigns'; sacrificed to press and shareholders.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

New Government - Same Old Waffle...

Erdogan.

"They don't pay us enough to find the cure for inflation."

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"This report says Latinos are not assimilating into U.S. culture."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Ignoring the homeless

Foot Soldier.

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

'Do you have any books by writers?'

Big Issue - available everywhere

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

20th anniversary of 9/11

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."