Journalism Junkie Prints

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

President Putin.

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

Ira Glass

Trump dries his hair with hot air

So … You're a journalist. That's right. Can I interview you? Eh … no thanks. But … I could get your story out. Don't you want the world to know why you're rebelling against Dictator Clause? Of course. That's why I tweet. I've got millions of followers who hear my side whenever I want them to. @#?* 21st century. RebelElf. Rebuffed loser journo. He got all mad. Time 4 cookie-break. #LameStreamMedia

Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the caf

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

A Mouse Reading the 'Gutter Press'.

Bernard Derome: If the trend continues...I'll be retiring in 2009.

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Daniella Diaz - CNN

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Who's got the hammer?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Away with the warmonger!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."