Jolly Tech Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'... And with this new software, all of the naughty children's emails will be automatically sent to the recycle bin.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Selfie Stick

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."