Jolly Juxtaposition Fans Prints

Santa and a Robber

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Devil tattoo.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'She is being impossible again.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"The end is near."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

The Pied Piper

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Help Support Santa Off-Season

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

'This child obesity is killing me!'