Jolly Journeyer Prints

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

ET Mishap

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Paper Route

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Yipeee!"

Filling up.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Bike Rides

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

SUPREME COURT: thank you for not social engineering beyond this point!

Letting Go

"Smile!"

Bike Rides

"Oh, bugger!"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'