Jolly Innovators Prints

'I've stayed in operation all these years because of my ability to adapt.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Now it fits.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Santa Playing the Piano

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

The last judgement

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

Black is slimming, but it can't perform miracles.