Jolly Holidaymaker Pillows

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Believe me, I understand.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Beer Belly.

Santa Playing the Piano

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Protection from the sun.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Fantastic holiday.

Travel Agents

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Santa Snowboarding

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'