Jokester With A Love For Cars Mugs

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

No U-turns

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."