Jokester With A Love For Cars Mugs

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."