Jokester In The Bleachers Pillows

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

"Who's your daddy corporation?"

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Read the part when I invented micro management."

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'