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'I don't care that you slept with him, Clare, buy how dare you laugh at his jokes!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Why do they do that?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I've got writer's block."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"