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Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant!

S.J. Pearlman.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Fish talking about fisherman

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Günter Grass

Always a bigger fish.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Isabel Allende

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Noel Coward.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

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