Joke Joker Mugs

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Intelligent people laugh too!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Rooster Comedian.

Snowprov

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."