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'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Do it yourself books.

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Bad Interview Technique

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'